Tuesday, August 2, 2016

Tucky and her Macaroni and Cheese

Hi,

My name is Chip.  The purpose of this blog is.... to be determined.  I have another blog that I wrote in for a few years about recovery from my accident and felt somewhat limited by its focus.  Thus, this new blog.

I'll probably blog about random things like something funny that happened to me, Tucky, my wife Rebecca, or some combination of those.  I believe that we all need to laugh more and that I, personally, am in danger of being too serious too often.  Maybe I'll blog about serious stuff, too.  I don't know, yet.

As a starter, here are the music and lyrics to a song I performed spontaneously, without any planning, one day to my family.  When everyone laughed and asked me to perform it again to record it, I somehow remembered most of it.  I'm sure the bourbon helped it along somewhat.


"Tucky and her Macaroni and Cheese"

There once was a town with one stoplight
and in that town at night
the dogs would howl!
And they said when they howled, "Give us macaroni and cheese!"
And the owners said, "Don't be silly dogs!  You can't have macaroni and cheese!"
And they cried.

Except for one dog, named Tucky.
And she went to the other dogs and she said, "I think I can get that macaroni and cheese!"
And the other dogs said, "How you gonna get that cheese, dog?"
And Tucky just kind of looked at 'em with a weird look in her eye and smiled.
And then she walked away.... and there passed: three days.

And the dogs began to wonder, "What happened to Tucky?  Maybe the owners didn't like that she wanted macaroni and cheese and... took her outside (to shoot her)."
But then, on that 4th day, they saw her walking from a distance down the road.
And she had a rope tied around her neck and they said, "Oh no!  Maybe that's a dog owner's rope!"
But as she got closer she saw that, tied to that rope was...
A big red wagon filled with macaroni and cheeeeese!

And they ate to their hearts' content.
And when they were done eatin', they laid on their backsides and rubbed their bellies with their paws.
And then finally they walked up to Tucky and said, "Tucky! We have to know! How did you get that macaroni and cheese!!?!?"
And she just kinda smiled and looked and 'em with that look in her eye and said, "That's a secret I plan to keep to myself."

This has been the story of Tucky and her macaroni and cheese!!!!

'Til next time.  Feel free to give me topics to write about.

Chip

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